Groovy but Fucked up.

'It's not the fact you're wearing a cape mate, it's the fact that it's a tuesday.'

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FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW

benedictcancumbermybatch:

ON RUSSELL HOWARD’S GOOD NEWS IN THE CREDITS WHEN HE WAS SHOWING THE WEBSITES WHERE HE GOT THE VIDEOS AND NEWS STORIES FROM TUMBLR.COM WAS LINKED THERE

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HE KNOWS

But it also supports my head canon of him having a secret tumblr account… so let’s just see how this goes

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society:
Everyone's beautiful.
society:
Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
society:
You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
society:
You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
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You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
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You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
society:
You had sex?! Slut!
society:
You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
society:
You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
society:
You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
society:
You believe in gay rights? Homo!
society:
You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
society:
You're depressed? Attention seeker!
society:
You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
society:
You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-someone kills themself-
society:
Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!